on crime
The Labour Party has done a fantastic job in reducing crime. However, one unintended consequence of opening our borders to allow the entire population of the third world to enter our country is that there has been an increase in crimes that are alleged to have been committed by ethnic minorities and foreigners.
Related to this phenomenon is an increase in imaginary crimes, where stupid people believe that they have been the victims of a crimes perpetrated by foreigners or blacks, even though we believe that this is almost impossible.
We in the Labour Party know that all foreigners and ethnic minorities who come to the UK do so only to work and become pillars of the community, and where they are accused or convicted of crime, this is due only to the racism of the Police, complainants and juries.
We have included some examples below, all of which prove beyond doubt that all foreigners are lovely lovely people who never ever commit any kind of crime and who bring us nothing but joy, happiness and cheap labour at all times.
29 March 2006
Allowing Latvia, a third world country, in to the EU has been a great success, allowing hordes of ignorant peasants to come here and work for almost nothing, and get free health care, housing and benefits. The case of Viktor Dembovskis, a convicted rapist who came here without any kind of checks at all, should be considered as a rare event, and in no way proof that immigrants are anything other than lovely, lovely people who never commit crime, and in fact, they bring us the ‘enrichment’ of ‘diversity’, including new, different kinds of crime.
The fact that he raped and killed a 17 year old girl and has been sentenced to life imprisonment, at a cost to the taxpayer of £38 million, is not an argument for stopping immigrants from all over the world coming here without any kinds of official controls if they want to. We in the Labour party believe that controlling our borders would mean that businesses would have to pay more for labour. The occasional murder, rape, and a significant increase in low level crimes such as mugging, burglary, and drug dealing is a small price to pay for this wonderful immigrant labour bonanza.
18 April 2006 Comment from our Labour Agony Uncle Tony
BBC GUILTY OF BLATANT RACISM!
Tonight’s screening of Shops, Robbers and Videotape, screened on BBC1, showed a Police operation against pickpockets, shoplifters and other criminals in London’s Oxford Street. Incredibly, of the 14 people arrested, not one was white and British!! Moldovans, Romanians, Algerians, and an assortment of blacks and east Europeans were all depicted committing petty thefts and other assorted offences, and also behaving in a nasty, unpleasant way when arrested.
Clearly, this was blatant racism and xenophobia. We in the Labour Party know that all foreigners, even bogus asylum seekers, are very kind, decent and honest people who all work hard and help to provide essential services for all of us, selflessly sacrificing themselves to help their new found country in any way they can. Clearly, the appalling scoundrels we saw on TV must have been part of a very very small minority of foreign criminals, and in no way representative of foreigners as a whole.
Remember: The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad. Black people good, white people bad. We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial. Vote for the Labour Party if you share our commitment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.
