FEARLESS TONY
“Hi you guys, I’m Tony Blair
Britain’s fearless leader,
I’m here to tackle terrorists
especially al-Qaeda.
I’ll hunt them down, you bet I will,
you’ll see it in the news,
our officers will raid their homes
after taking off their shoes.
The police of course will not intrude
if the suspect’s deep in prayer,
and we can’t have dogs to sniff for bombs,
that really isn’t fair.
We’ll mind those prayer mats as we go
and early raids are out,
but hey you guys , I’m in control
of that there is no doubt!
So to the British people
a message from my heart,
the human rights of terrorists
will be protected from the start.
So persevere as I have,
be brave, I won’t be far.
Now I must be off on holiday,
where’s my bomb proof car?
I’ll see you in a month or two
and remember what I say,
I come down hard on terrorists
Just ask the I.R.A.!!!”
Warren Glass