140 million Arabs
This guy walks into a bar. He looks over only to see George W. and Tony Blair sitting on the barstools next to him.
He says, "Hey Bartender! Is that Bush and Blair?"
Bartender says, "Yep! That's them!"
The guy turns to the two gentlemen and says, "What an honor to see you here! What on earth are you doing here?"
Bush answers, "We're planning WW III."
The guy says, "Mind if I ask what you're going to do?"
Bush answers, "We're going to kill 140 million Arabs and a bicycle repairman."
The man says, " A bicycle repairman? Why a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Blair and slaps him on the arm and says, "SEE! I told you no one would give a shit about 140 million Arabs!"