Disease Control and Prevention

 

The Centre for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new, virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease that is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behaviour. 

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.  Many victims contracted it first in 2001, after having been screwed for the previous four years, and it reared it's ugly head again in 2005, after voters had been screwed for eight years straight.  Cognitive characteristics of individuals include:

    anti-social personality disorders,
    delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
    extreme cognitive dissonance,
    inability to incorporate new information, 
    a ridiculous belief in suicide by multiculturalism,
    inability to see what is right in front of their noses, 
    ignorance of geography and history, 

    a desire to hand over all freedoms to the state,

    a total loss of patriotism,

    a secret desire to see our country disappear

    and a maniacal embracing of vicious religion.

 

If you find someone exhibiting these symptoms run like hell in the other direction.

 

 

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